lifeofthecritic

Wednesday, August 12

Sunday, August 9

I have always wondered how much a cheerleader for the NFL gets paid The cheerleaders get $50 a game about $550 dollars a season. They don't get paid for practices either. They do get paid on the side for appearances and stuff like that, though. THATS SUCKS! I love cheer leading but for that price get real I would need a second job!

Coraline (the movie)

Honestly i have never bought a two disk special edition including a digital copy and and DVD in so much honor! This movie brought imagination and supense into my dreams I was wimping in the theaters about how much I would pay to see this movie in 3D!
This movie was about how a little girl who is neglected found a magical world where everthing was totally perfect but the only catch is that the mom was a SPIDER/MOM/human eater!
It was the best movie ever 5 *****

Max Azeria & Miley Cyrus

This clothing line is by Miley Cyrus and its really fantastic! Cheap prices able to be found @ WALLY'S WORLD/Walmart. Cheap prices they vary to $6-$20 Sell skinny jeans to there great i got a pair of fantastic leggings for $6 bucks! I love them! Too bad they sell them at Walmart! Thats a DOWNFALL ! *** STARS NORMAL CLOTHES WITH OUT THE SCREAM OF HANNA MONTANER! AND MILO AND CRYROTIC! Best i have ever seen of MC in a long time! I honestly never ever thought she was ever talented but she managed to become a BILLIONAIRE ! BEST I HAVE EVER SEEN @ WALMART OR FROM MILEY BRAVO SHE GOT HER ACT TO GETHER AND GREAT MARKETING BEFORE SCHOOL!So all the girls will get it for there new school year!
*LIFE OF THE CRITIC*

Saturday, August 8

My friends pool along time ago!

My wedding dresses

I like the Dress that crinkled on the bottom.

Clothes

My BecautifulSODAS

So i was shopping and i saw this its made out of cokes !

Wednesday, August 5

Super size me on U 2BE

This is gross i cant watch and its gross! What USA eats is nasty i haven't eaten MC Donald's in about 5 years because i watched this and i got totally scared that i am going to be huge now i only eat fast food in moderation and always get the kiddie MC small size. Its horrible i will eat sugar in moderation because its scary what can happen and they market it all to guess the baby's Tots And teens and kids! Its horrible i will never ever eat at MC Donald's and i hate HATE IT! Yeah it tastes good but not to me do you known They use trans-fats. Which very likely lead to infertility among women. and The foods have harmful chemicals that danger the body!

Monday, August 3

Gorge Lopez my futer BFF!

I Have always wanted GL to talk about me in one of his hilarious jokes and i really want to interview him for this blog and i love his show and stand up! i wish he would meet me I am going to try to get a nice chat with him one day because he rules and he was the reason i want to pursue my career as an dancing comedian teaching tattoo artist singing therapist hobo! Kiding about the HOBO part! Gorge Lopez my new bff

My Converse koolection

I have six converse and i love them i got two new pairs 2 day! and the new ones are black and Cow looking ones black and creme !!!!!!!!!!!

I always wanted to lick this

This is a salt lamp i licked it in the store! Dirty rotten *CRITIC*

This is my masterpiece!

This is my masterpiece! PIMPING! I made this in my bathroom and I had fun!
+these are all my acne products!

My trip through Khols

I was walking around in Khols department store and it was so funny I went to the Juniors,womens,girls,mens,and more because I just had to get out of my world. So

when I was in the girls I started to look real funny at those manikins and said oh my god that one looks extremely like me then this little chic slapped me right in front of her mommy and I was like ugh you!

*Life of a Slapped Critic*

Friday, July 31

My pre teen research

So i was looking at the average body weight of a pre teen and saw this "am i fat i am 5'2 and 12 Turing 13 and i was wondering if 180 is the average body weight for my size? PS i have big bone structure"
AH LA VACHE! OMG in french
There is no such thing as big bone structure who does she think she is big bone structure!

The small game (a poem)

Take me from that small game,
Take me from
Your crowd,
Buy me a
DIAMOND RING
and never call back,
I don't care if you
NEVER COME BACK,
You always root,and root
for that
SMALL GAME
If you come back its a shame
For its 1,2,3 strikes oh
I'M OUT
of this oh so
SMALL GAME

A POEM
BY *THE CRITIC*

Charlie and the Unicorn!

I can t tell if this show is stupid or scary! Because whenever I watch this show I start to feel a fright of rather exploding! I am being pulled into the charlie and the unicorn fugu fish fun! I hope I don't sound like a Unicorn lover! 16,615,655 may understand me though! But get up on the chuchu shoe!
But i know some people would rather put a banana in there ear!(its a joke) inside joke!

Orphan (the movie)

Horrophan should be the name of this little pure evil Orphan! This movie is stupid! Very violent!The film's serious take on themes of adoption and loss are wholly undermined by the "killer child" plot; the film gives itself an out (in a twist too ludicrous to reveal), but much of it trades on a creepy, "taboo" images and concepts involving the 9-year-old at center of the action.Strong language is used to including all the sailor words way more than once!
The plot is the main character plans to adopt because of miscarriage a mom try's taking in a orphan (adopting for you smarts).

U know how people say kids are sponges how come they wont pick up what adults say to do?

Thursday, July 30

My own hair wig!

My hair is not used to harsh chemicals but today i started combing my hair with a fine tooth brush so much hair came out that i would make a wig! i was doing my hair for about and hour!
Win my hair!

Hamster WTF

Hamster WTF

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Wednesday, July 29

One of my acne ideas

Dry makeup that has acne medicine!

Acne medicine that works (cheats,sneaks,and dirty tricks)

Since i was in 3rd grade maybe younger i struggled with acne mostly on my forehead.
It sucks i had horrible acne and I really did not think about it until I went to my job and came home with a text calling me a a pimply b**** and then I had waited 9 years way to long!
So I need to get the word out now that can help anybody!

Get back to school while you still are cool! Acne free

Acne is a hard thing to deal with especially when your a child or adult. Plus acne can prevent dates and being attractive in some ways to some people but there are thousands of ways to stop the acne blues.

1st Try your best to sleep and nap on your back not your face because there may be bacteria on your pillow and when you sleep you sweat.

2nd Try to avoid the rumors like toothpaste really help acne or lemon juice on your face clears acne over night. Clearly if that worked it would be a cure for acne but for some people it works but others it can destroy the gentle layers of your skin because toothpaste and lemons are for your mouth not your face. Also your face absorbs everything on it so when you touch your face and make it dirty that may cause blackheads,pimples,and may cause other skin impurities. If your acne is on your back,chest,legs,or other areas try to avoid wearing skinny shirts,skinny jeans and other tight clothing that's not breathable cotton.

3rd Take your vitamins like crazy. Vitamin C,D,and E are helpful to your skin. Garlic also helps kills bacteria in your pores by killing the germs. And also drinking as much water can make your acne treatments do wonders because it flushes all the bacteria out of your system by going straight in and out of your system.

4th Do not buy the cheap solutions because think,why would people really want to help you cure your problem with not getting much cash out of your problem and they may use things that could dry your skin. Still try acne solutions but do not over do the treatments because that can dry your skin or make it way to oily. Try something like a knock off brand of a three piece kit that has toner,face wash,and moisturizer normally at the local mall or a super center that sells acne products.

5th Pop it (if you know what your doing). Popping the infected areas can push the infection deeper into the skin. If you do know what your doing you need to take all of the zit/dirt out or it will be more infected.

6th Know when your acne is not normal see help like a doctor or dermatologist because tips can only help so much but your the only one who can make a difference and see a doctor.

7th Maybe it is not acne! It is not always acne it may be an allergic reaction to something.

YOU CONTROL YOU!

Here are some free trials and free coupons for acne medicines and products
https://www.triclear.com/index.html?p=8a8488010f82a1e6010f82a3caed00bd&r=8aa081ca1f15df6e011f252c07e741d8&SUBID=41101 (free 100% shipping and all)

http://www.proactiv.com/free/ (what it is is you only pay for shipping) GREAT DEAL HARD TO FIND YOU NEED IT GET IT!
http://www.acne-info.us/exposed-review.html ( a discount)
*Life of The Critic*