Funny FML storys

Today, I decided to attach fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML

i thought this was a little funny

Im sorry (scarry life)

Im sorry i wanted better. Im sorry you never knew. Im sorry that i dont live life as a rap song. Im sorry life as a wanna bee isnt as fun as being a realabee. Im sorry that being emotionally challenged means hell to you. Im sorry that life as my self is just a lie to you. Im sorry you waste your time on things that will never happen. Im sorry that im not a good liar. Im sorry that it just might not work that way. Im sorry that you are able to live life as a slave to society. Im sorry that you are secretly hated. Im sorry that you never cant imagine a life as a fake is not as fun as the real world. Im sorry that you can brag about hurting somebody and think nothing of it. Im sorry that thats the perfect example of a scarry life.

Opps moment

A 13-year-old boy from California downloaded a ton of data last month... a ton... like $21,917.00 worth! Guess he was bored? Dad upset? Good thing for all... Verizon credited the account for the total amount. And the boy? His dad cut off his account. What would you do if you racked up a bill for almost $22,000? What would your parents do?

Rihanna-rated r-cover(HAS SHE GONE NUTZ)

Thats sad!

Thats nice