My first blog of 2010

d@m? It's new years already aghhh!!! I just wanted to say I love you viewers and I do anything for you guys! Thanks for the memories! This year rocked mi socks right off!!!! I love living in the moment please make the moments rock 0000000000 I love a little thing called time! Love u god thanks for this blog it's a gift from god!!!


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Fifteen by Taylor Swift

I really am in love with fifteen by Taylor Swift! It's so good to me because it brings up old HS memories.

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Watching george lopez

Almost new year.


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New iPhone

So on my iPhone I have like seven pages of apps. I love it. Since I have no laptop and just a desktop this little iPhone is wonderfully amasing!


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Old year bowling!

Bowling with my homie!!!!!!!! Aliyah/Allie/Allie Jones/Jackson


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Bye 2009

Bye 09 hello 2010. I love time. So I was watching kathy griffen all day. First her comedy act balls of steel on bravo, then ..... Her and Anderson Cooper watching the ball drop! I hope to be like her one day! She rocks!!!!


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Allie jones Jacksons autograph

Weeeeeeeeeee!!!! I have a womans autograuph!!!!!!!!!!!!


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NY times kennedys murder

So I'm in the best class ever! He has real props from Jhon F Kennedys infamous muder.
I love it!


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Writing from my iPhone

I really love how this blogger app is so cool! You know I'm lovin my Iphone!!!!!! Love me beepme! Critic


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Funny FML storys

Today, I decided to attach fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML

i thought this was a little funny

Im sorry (scarry life)

Im sorry i wanted better. Im sorry you never knew. Im sorry that i dont live life as a rap song. Im sorry life as a wanna bee isnt as fun as being a realabee. Im sorry that being emotionally challenged means hell to you. Im sorry that life as my self is just a lie to you. Im sorry you waste your time on things that will never happen. Im sorry that im not a good liar. Im sorry that it just might not work that way. Im sorry that you are able to live life as a slave to society. Im sorry that you are secretly hated. Im sorry that you never cant imagine a life as a fake is not as fun as the real world. Im sorry that you can brag about hurting somebody and think nothing of it. Im sorry that thats the perfect example of a scarry life.

Opps moment

A 13-year-old boy from California downloaded a ton of data last month... a ton... like $21,917.00 worth! Guess he was bored? Dad upset? Good thing for all... Verizon credited the account for the total amount. And the boy? His dad cut off his account. What would you do if you racked up a bill for almost $22,000? What would your parents do?

Rihanna-rated r-cover(HAS SHE GONE NUTZ)

Thats sad!

Thats nice

Phone in water?

Well my friend logi berrii (logan)dropped her phone in water so she blow dried it then let it sit in a bag on rice. SOUNDS Weird but TRY IT!

I wouldnt Mind this for christmas!

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/wishlist/viewRecipWishlist.jsf?paramKey=2b2de26c3e0e72fe84387521a56819

My 09 Christmas Wish list

People have been asking me so here. Oh and i am having some fun at home with my family for christmas. From my job school and other activity's!

Instyler Rotating flat iron http://www.sallybeauty.com/paris-hilton-styler/SBS-319800,default,pd.html

Sparking Scooter http://www.target.com/1-30104E7-Razor-Spark-Scooter-Clear/dp/B001NEK2JG

Twilight journal tin of Journals only @ Walmart

I pod touch Walmart

Wii music 50$ @ BEST BUY

Wii cheer 30$

I tunes gift cards

A new flat iorn

Bath smoothies

http://www.ulta.com/ulta/browse/productDetail.jsp?skuId=2154369&productId=prod360054&navAction=push&navCount=1&categoryId=cat110122%20cat110032%20cat70002%20cat110034%20cat110148%20cat110116%20cat70004%20cat120199#sku2205470

Acne Free http://www.walgreens.com/store/catalog/Acne/Clear-Skin-System/ID=prod1181996&navCount=0&navAction=push-product

Old krappy computer back (priceless)

A snuggie!

Wii in my Doorm

Band hero Wii Walmart 200$

Nintendo DSI

Wii fit pluss 20$ Walmart

Style lab makeover DS

17 again movie

Wii twilight secne it $ 27

My new Herley Industries Jacket!

ITS SO KUTE!

Playing poker with my poker face on halloween night!

We used candy on Halloween for our poker chips

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Selena Gomez & the scene (new album)

Selena Gomez shes walking and talking likes she a new sensation! Well with these bopin' lyrics she better be! I love as a blonde and i just cant believe these awesome songs! I never liked Selena G but now she deserves the heart of LOC!
Nope just kidding...
Shes not that good but she is stealing the style of Demi Lavato and Paramore.

Entry 1 The Coco Diary's

Dear diary, i am getting dressed in an underdog costume and it itches! People just love me and wanna totally take pictures of me but yeah that's me coco!
Sincerely,the best bitch on the planet...

My brag badges

Permanent Eyeliner

For a eyeliner that's permanent but cant afford a tattooed eyeliner . Well you should get a sharpie fine line to get a semi permanent look!

Loc was nominated to win

http://bloggerschoiceawards.com/blogs/show/83087

A blog about fun and being a kid at heart!

http://www.lifeofthecritic.blogspot.com

This blog has also been nominated for: Best Blog About Stuff, Best Blog of All Time, The "Blogitzer"

Nominated by: Lifeofthecritic

Comments: 0

Brag Badge: Get Code

Ok so i got 1 vote but i was nominated 4 hours ago so...
I already made my acceptance speech ...

Oh oh thank you my home cats i never thought righting my daily thoughts down and my daily words of wisdom would help people so much! I know everybody wants a bite of me and i know the tabloids are going to be a feeding frenzy even know i just am one of the best blogggers in the freakin world! But all kidding aside i want to thank Jesus and god for having katie and aliyah and i and having me because i am one of the best things to happen to the internet! But i know that some other host needs to speak to end this wonder full television show so i would carry on talking about some crazy story that people wanna hear so badly (im so sorry) but i know that this discussion needs to start (i know my hair looks beautiful today,thanks!) but i know Perez needs to say some stuffing about how i totally kicked his choppers and how he needs total revenge on me! Hey keep my name out of my mouth because you don't know me!Thanks you for this award and i don't think your beautiful i think your beyond it! Thank you so much LOC F-ERS

White Eyeliner

White eyeliner may look stupid and dumb but it can really add an eye white effect to your eyes! It was made to whiten your eyes by brightening your eye whites! I have really wanted some so today i bought some for about 1 dollar @ walgreens!
A great natural look! Your barely able to tell your wearing it!
A GREAT PRE TEEN LINER!

I went to a Sushi Grill

I didn't eat there this was my friends food!
And the hand was my friend yelling saying "noooo dont take pictures of my food and put it on your blog! Yeah UHH"

I went to a garage sale and got 3 abercrobie shirts and got 1 halloween shirts at walmart!

Cafe of Facebook

Cafe on face-book is awesome and totally addicting!

Picture of me and my C

I was playing with my cousin

We started throwing and breaking crap!

Making pro nails @ home

I went to walmart (sorry no pictures of walmart this time,guys!) and i got some nails and some other stuff like
2 nail polishes
1 tee shirt
1 Body spray
& A nice pack of 100 count active count nails.
So first remove all your nice old nail polishes!
Second Start to file your nails like nobodys buisness (including your fake ones)
Third Get ready to glue your nails on your nails
Then Glue
Then polish!
Then go to da club and go crazy!
Shake em... but please don't break em!
LOC a blog about beauty brains and stuffing!

Im cooking in the kitchen!

Im making some beef and broccoli~

Life of the critic MAY WIN AN AWARD

For
Best teen blog
Most humorous blog
Best Writing of a Weblog
Best blog of the year
Best new blog
Best Fashion blog
Best gossip blog

http://2009.bloggies.com/

What i do during my day

I took all these pictures my self!

My new convers high tops!

The converse are black and white (the picture in the store)

Clairs's Store

4ree cupon t starbucks

This is 4 a FREE cookie and kids size coffee at Starbucks~
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UGG IM AT THE DENTIST AGAIN

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I am totally getting a cavity totally filled today because it is like totally in the total back area. So like yeah im in the totall dentist room and it is like so like weird! I had to take the nedle again like a champ/chump. I had to get my filling at 8 in the moring so i got pants with crazy stains and my hair looks like a mess and all like that and PS i look like a hobo! Yeah Thats Me !

How to be a new teen/pre-teen

Pre Teens keep it simple, little if any makeup. If you use makeup stay away from the cheap $1 China garbage. Try to keep you skin as clean as possible depending on your skin type. If you do not keep your skin clean you will break out and have terrible acne (like i had before). If you are a older pre teen the rules still kind of apply. (IM NOT YOUR PARENTS/GUARDIAN) They make there own decisions about you (i am not a mother and I do not plan on being for a LONG time).
I know the pressure of being some one your not is big but stay true to u or else your gonna regret it later!

My new Phone

Ok so October 17th i got a new phone the ...

Cricket TXTM8

Basicly a blackberry! I'm anxious to review it! It looks glamorous! LIKE ME

Kyocera Wild Card M1000 (Virgin Mobile & CricKet wirerless)

OK so i had this phone about a year i loved it but...
it hit a few road blocks like...
cracking and breaking in half!
This 100 dollar price tag is a piece of living KRAP!!!!!!

Pros: easy to use.
great for texting.

Cons: breaks very very easy.
bad speaker
keys jam.
horrible camera. EXAMPLES,every picture i ever took of my life was of on that phone. Buttons on front of phone are a bit crapped
Ring-tones, Games, Data and messaging can be expensive
Cannot change the menu color
Cannot record video
The Usb is hard to find!

was heartbroken when it gave out! BUMMER . I enjoyed this phone a lot but would not buy it again! PS MY FIRST PHONE !

R.I.P

Weekend throwdown~ Of 10/10/09

The Week end Throwdown~
Ok So This week
I got two cavites filled
saw A bear atack a wasp thing>
And played twister! Im the 1 in blue