So i was looking at the average body weight of a pre teen and saw this "am i fat i am 5'2 and 12 Turing 13 and i was wondering if 180 is the average body weight for my size? PS i have big bone structure"
AH LA VACHE! OMG in french
There is no such thing as big bone structure who does she think she is big bone structure!
Friday, July 31
The small game (a poem)
Take me from that small game,
Take me from
Your crowd,
Buy me a
DIAMOND RING
and never call back,
I don't care if you
NEVER COME BACK,
You always root,and root
for that
SMALL GAME
If you come back its a shame
For its 1,2,3 strikes oh
I'M OUT
of this oh so
SMALL GAME
A POEM
BY *THE CRITIC*
Charlie and the Unicorn!
I can t tell if this show is stupid or scary! Because whenever I watch this show I start to feel a fright of rather exploding! I am being pulled into the charlie and the unicorn fugu fish fun! I hope I don't sound like a Unicorn lover! 16,615,655 may understand me though! But get up on the chuchu shoe!
But i know some people would rather put a banana in there ear!(its a joke) inside joke!
Orphan (the movie)
Horrophan should be the name of this little pure evil Orphan! This movie is stupid! Very violent!The film's serious take on themes of adoption and loss are wholly undermined by the "killer child" plot; the film gives itself an out (in a twist too ludicrous to reveal), but much of it trades on a creepy, "taboo" images and concepts involving the 9-year-old at center of the action.Strong language is used to including all the sailor words way more than once!
The plot is the main character plans to adopt because of miscarriage a mom try's taking in a orphan (adopting for you smarts).
Thursday, July 30
My own hair wig!
My hair is not used to harsh chemicals but today i started combing my hair with a fine tooth brush so much hair came out that i would make a wig! i was doing my hair for about and hour!
Win my hair!
Wednesday, July 29
Acne medicine that works (cheats,sneaks,and dirty tricks)
Since i was in 3rd grade maybe younger i struggled with acne mostly on my forehead.
It sucks i had horrible acne and I really did not think about it until I went to my job and came home with a text calling me a a pimply b**** and then I had waited 9 years way to long!
So I need to get the word out now that can help anybody!
Get back to school while you still are cool! Acne free
Acne is a hard thing to deal with especially when your a child or adult. Plus acne can prevent dates and being attractive in some ways to some people but there are thousands of ways to stop the acne blues.
1st Try your best to sleep and nap on your back not your face because there may be bacteria on your pillow and when you sleep you sweat.
2nd Try to avoid the rumors like toothpaste really help acne or lemon juice on your face clears acne over night. Clearly if that worked it would be a cure for acne but for some people it works but others it can destroy the gentle layers of your skin because toothpaste and lemons are for your mouth not your face. Also your face absorbs everything on it so when you touch your face and make it dirty that may cause blackheads,pimples,and may cause other skin impurities. If your acne is on your back,chest,legs,or other areas try to avoid wearing skinny shirts,skinny jeans and other tight clothing that's not breathable cotton.
3rd Take your vitamins like crazy. Vitamin C,D,and E are helpful to your skin. Garlic also helps kills bacteria in your pores by killing the germs. And also drinking as much water can make your acne treatments do wonders because it flushes all the bacteria out of your system by going straight in and out of your system.
4th Do not buy the cheap solutions because think,why would people really want to help you cure your problem with not getting much cash out of your problem and they may use things that could dry your skin. Still try acne solutions but do not over do the treatments because that can dry your skin or make it way to oily. Try something like a knock off brand of a three piece kit that has toner,face wash,and moisturizer normally at the local mall or a super center that sells acne products.
5th Pop it (if you know what your doing). Popping the infected areas can push the infection deeper into the skin. If you do know what your doing you need to take all of the zit/dirt out or it will be more infected.
6th Know when your acne is not normal see help like a doctor or dermatologist because tips can only help so much but your the only one who can make a difference and see a doctor.
7th Maybe it is not acne! It is not always acne it may be an allergic reaction to something.
YOU CONTROL YOU!
Here are some free trials and free coupons for acne medicines and products
https://www.triclear.com/index.html?p=8a8488010f82a1e6010f82a3caed00bd&r=8aa081ca1f15df6e011f252c07e741d8&SUBID=41101 (free 100% shipping and all)
http://www.proactiv.com/free/ (what it is is you only pay for shipping) GREAT DEAL HARD TO FIND YOU NEED IT GET IT!
http://www.acne-info.us/exposed-review.html ( a discount)
*Life of The Critic*
Tuesday, July 28
RIP MJ
I am just giving my respect to Michale Jackson's Little 10 year old girl she made for an exciting sad part of the LA Memorial service for Michale J its now on Extra and TMZ.
The only reason I am doing this is because everyone else is!
Harry potter and The Half blooded prince
I love this movie it was great not even dramatic like i thought it would be! Spoiler alert Dumble Dore Died!
Look at my feet i did my nails all by my self!
So i did my nails all by my self!
lifeofthecritic nail salon is open for Business
Are skinny jeans bad for your health? Too-tight pants can lead to 'tingling thigh syndrome' Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/health/20
The old, familiar wiggle-dance women do to slip into that super-tight pair of jeans may be only half the battle against denim-inflicted torture.
Experts are finding that women who wear too tight jeans run the risk of suffering from a nerve problem called meralgia paresthetica, reports MSNBC.com. Coupled with stiletto heels, the pressure these jeans put on the femoral cutaneous nerve that runs through the thigh can cause tingling and burning through the leg.
Parmeeta Ghoman, who developed this condition, remembers the initial feeling of what has become known as “tingling thigh syndrome.” She said, “It felt really strange — it felt like my leg had gone to sleep.”
Though the condition is nothing new and has largely appeared in construction workers, pregnant women and obese people, the affliction in young, fit women has become more prominent in recent years.
“The nerve, in some people, is susceptible to compression,” Dr. John England, of the American Academy of Neurology said. “It is a pure sensory nerve — it doesn’t go to muscles or provide strength. Anything that is tight around there could potentially compress the nerve that goes there.”
But before your start burning your skinny britches, remember that the damage is rarely permanent. According to chiropractic physician Dr. William Madosky, “The key is, you remove the pressure, and the nerve regenerates.”
Just another reminder, ladies. Sometimes, beauty is pain.
Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/health/2009/05/23/2009-05-23_are_skinny_jeans_bad_for_your_health_tootight_pants_can_lead_to_tingling_thigh_s.html#ixzz0McWXthQu
Skinny jeans are able to do many things to your body like not let below your waist breathe. That could cause your skin and other parts to suffocate. Your skin is an organ like everyone learned in 12th grade at least i did! Organs need oxygen you could be killing your chances of kids not like that's going to stop you but since i am on a rampage here is a disaster skinny jeans story! So my cousin got skin irritated. The end of the story. Think of your kids before you get super super extreme skinny's! I am still wearing them though! lifeofthecritic.blogspot.com My Blog!
Experts are finding that women who wear too tight jeans run the risk of suffering from a nerve problem called meralgia paresthetica, reports MSNBC.com. Coupled with stiletto heels, the pressure these jeans put on the femoral cutaneous nerve that runs through the thigh can cause tingling and burning through the leg.
Parmeeta Ghoman, who developed this condition, remembers the initial feeling of what has become known as “tingling thigh syndrome.” She said, “It felt really strange — it felt like my leg had gone to sleep.”
Though the condition is nothing new and has largely appeared in construction workers, pregnant women and obese people, the affliction in young, fit women has become more prominent in recent years.
“The nerve, in some people, is susceptible to compression,” Dr. John England, of the American Academy of Neurology said. “It is a pure sensory nerve — it doesn’t go to muscles or provide strength. Anything that is tight around there could potentially compress the nerve that goes there.”
But before your start burning your skinny britches, remember that the damage is rarely permanent. According to chiropractic physician Dr. William Madosky, “The key is, you remove the pressure, and the nerve regenerates.”
Just another reminder, ladies. Sometimes, beauty is pain.
Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/health/2009/05/23/2009-05-23_are_skinny_jeans_bad_for_your_health_tootight_pants_can_lead_to_tingling_thigh_s.html#ixzz0McWXthQu
Skinny jeans are able to do many things to your body like not let below your waist breathe. That could cause your skin and other parts to suffocate. Your skin is an organ like everyone learned in 12th grade at least i did! Organs need oxygen you could be killing your chances of kids not like that's going to stop you but since i am on a rampage here is a disaster skinny jeans story! So my cousin got skin irritated. The end of the story. Think of your kids before you get super super extreme skinny's! I am still wearing them though! lifeofthecritic.blogspot.com My Blog!
The aftermath of the mall eXperience Part 4
Well i learned my names of crap they sell at PAC SUN
Fashion Glossary
Appliqué
Perfect for individual style, no two garments with appliqué are exactly the same. Appliqué are fabric or lace designs that are specially chosen, cut into different shapes, and then attached to your clothes by embroidery or stitching.
PacSun Fashion Tip: Pair shirts with appliqué detail with basic bottoms, that way, your look stays simple and stylish.
Bootcut Jeans
Made to fit comfortably over your ankle or knee high boots. The cut is slender and straight from the knee down. Leg openings approximately 18 inches.
Boycut Jeans
Premier casual wear. With a loose and relaxed fit, they’re similar to wearing your boyfriend’s denim (now he can have his back). Leg openings approximately 17 inches.
Crosshatch
An intertwining pattern that appears on select denim styles.
Dark Rinse Wash
As close to natural denim as you can get. The jeans are washed without harsh chemicals or stones, leaving them a deep, dark blue.
PacSun Fashion Tip: We love to pair button-front henley’s and plaid jackets with these classic style jeans.
Destructed
We wear it in for you. Just like your favorite pair of jeans, we defect the garment adding some holes, some frayed edges and some worn patches for authentic look and feel.
PacSun Fashion Tip: Add studded accessories and layered headbands to complete your look.
Embroidery
Just like your grandmother’s needlework. Adding that special touch, our ornamental trimming is carefully and beautifully stitched. We use a variety of threads, including silk, cotton and metallic materials.
Flare Jeans
Add some retro to your wardrobe. Perfectly fitted through the hip and thigh, these stylish jeans have a ‘70s flare that begins at the knee and travels to the ankle.
Leg openings approximately 20 inches.
PacSun Fashion Tip: Flares are more fabulous with wedges and platforms. Match with a large embellished belt buckle to complete your look.
Grinding
We apply this special treatment to the hems of your clothes to get the frayed, worn in look you crave.
Grommet
Think about the metal hole (eyelet) you connect to the snap (fastener) when you click your wallet shut. Grommets are various rings and eyelets that are used for fastening. Materials depend on where the grommet is located (ex. shirt, jeans, purse), coming in anything from cloth to leather to metal. Not to be confused with amateur surfers!
Low-Rise
How low can you go? You know you got the look when the waistband fits below your waist. Test your low-rise style! Our average low-rise is 9 inches from crotch to waist.
Lycra® Spandex
Your punk rock style staple. Stretchable, comfortable and man-made, some spandex materials are blended with other fibers such as cotton or nylon for a slightly different look or feel.
PacSun Fashion Tip: Flaunt jeans under knee high boots or layer bright spandex tops with your favorite tanks for punk-inspired power!
Pleat
Think about the basic uniform skirt of a Catholic schoolgirl. A pleat is the actual fold of fabric that gives it a neatly ruffled look. Generally pressed flat, the pleat allows you extra room in your clothes – just in case you need it.
PacSun Fashion Tip: Get creative and pair your pleats with slip-on sneakers in fresh colors and styles.
Rise
Rise or low? Rise is the measurement from the crotch of your pants or shorts to the top of the waistband.
PacSun Fashion Tip: Choose the style that fits your body best.
Rivet
Usually spotted on your pockets, rivets are cool details that lend some subtle, stand-out style to your attire. Most brands design their own. Look down at your jeans by the pockets. See the circular metal fasteners at each edge of the pocket? That is your rivet - a metal pin with two flat heads used to join or reinforce a connection point; in this case, your pocket.
Seam
Take a close look at your clothes. See where they are sewn together? That line, usually down the inside of your sleeve and on the inside and outside of your pants is the seam. Sometimes seams are decorative, sometimes they’re just plain functional. Look at your seams – dig what you see?
Skinny Jeans
Skinny. Slim. Tapered. Whatever way you say, skinny jeans are the hottest style to fly off the racks. You know you’ve got skinny style when your jeans are low-rise and have slim legs all the way to the ankle. Leg openings approximately 12 inches.
PacSun Fashion Tip: Pair your skinny’s with oversized cable knit sweaters and slip-ons for the ultimate casual style.
Stonewashed
Imagine the sound your washing machine would make if you threw some stones in with your jeans load. Don’t bother – we did it for you. We wash the denim with different sized pumice stones and water, giving your jeans a soft, comfy feel. You’ll never want to take them off!
Tankini
Not a tank. Not a bikini. A tankini is the marriage of a tank top and a bikini bathing suit: a two-piece bathing suit with a tank top and bikini bottom.
PacSun Fashion Tip: A summertime essential for every beach babe, tankini style goes from boardwalk to beach and back!
Tint
Choose the shade that defines your personality. Are you true blue, dark vintage or stone gray? Tint is the actual dye added to the fabric of your clothes, typically your jeans. Different tinting changes the original blue jean color to almost any shade you can imagine - so that you can express your style every time you put them on.
PacSun Fashion Tip: Match your bag to your jean tint to stay consistent.
Whiskers
Ever wonder how long it takes to get those cool worn crease marks on your jeans? Too long. We apply authentic whisker lines give the look of those wrinkles, usually located below the waistband and above the thigh of your jeans. With our help, you can now get hip vintage flair right away.
Yeah its stupid! I did not know there is so many freaking names for stuff you pay money for I all just thought it was STUFF.
I also went to Aropostale and bought a shirt and went to Victoria's Secret
Now i have 7 pairs of skinny jeans and 2 are in the wash so six in the pic!
*Life Of The Critic*
Part three Mall eXperience Pac Sun
Now we are at PAC sun So the skinny jeans are at the right of the store and so everyone tried to help me gather the two pairs of jeans really wanted or just needed to get some because they where on sale for two 4 $55 bucks! So i tried size 00,0,1,2,3 I notice i am not able to fit in 00,0,1,2. So three fit ok I guess? Everyone hated that I tried on so many pairs I was only trying on two at first then it became 6. I had never ever ever ever wanted to shop at PAC sun i was never familiar with there sizes so idk that they where not actually real junior sizes!
Later i noticed the lady gave me a huge bag for two pairs of one ounce of fabric and a big fat felling that i am fat! LOL! so yeah Great mall eXperience!? next I will try to go to one more store today but if i can not i will write stuff still! Oh yeah the lady forgot to take of the alarm even when we paid for them THANKS if she did not track me down the mall i would of been wearing skinny jeans with a big fat alarm on them! My trips to the mall!
*Life Of The Critic*
My Jhonny rocket mall eXperience part2
So part of my mall experience was going to Johnny Rockets! It was quite decent except it took a decade to get our food and too the very very kind waiters messed up on my food but it was still good i got chicken tenders and a root beer! Every one who I was with wanted to go but only 1 lady was working in 1:00 pm!!? She looked way to much like me! At this restaurant I also played 2 songs for 5 cents a song in the mini jukebox at your table!
The first mall eXpreience Part 1
OK first of all i have been to the mall hundreds of times but this time in the search for SKINNY JEANS 3nd time shopping for skinny jeans! I ended up going into the expensive trendy crap P Y preppy junk stores like forever 21 who shops there (cheep skinny jeans but cheep L Y made) and Holister (that store really smells like perfume i feel horribly sad for the people who work there they where all high! of the fumes in that store!) Next i went to Aropostale (I never go there because cheep but expensive crap!).
I went to Claire's and Icing in search for cheep crap that breaks! Nothing! To be Expected! Then Then i went to Tilly's skate shop for some nice skinny jeans! Found some 2 be expected but they where bad they had no hole for the button so didn't buy them unexpected! So then i was like screw tills they will get a bad review lets go to there competition and f them down!
To PAC Sun! They have cheap but nice skinny jeans the one i wanted where $30 at Tilly's! See Part 2!
Heres to all the people who said i could never do it!
i did this with the trip i took during summer!
this is crazy lady gaga making one of her STATEMENTS
I don't know why she dresses like a lolly gager because she says shes an artist but i believe its a childhood fantasy!
Monday, July 27
this was my kool cake
i thought it would be kool to get a little kid cake to show off that im sown with STYLE!
SECRET LIFE OF AN AMERICAN TEENAGER
This is the funniest stupidest worst acting show in the world but i love it!
I really like this show.this show is a work of art because it shows what happens to real teens.some times in the show they get all cute and cuddly but not usually.I truly think that every time you watch this show you learn a little bit about this show and maybe about your self. If your not very familiar about this show it is about a fifteen year old girl who is pregnant and who has to go Thur all the experiences a woman would but she is a teen so therefore she must deal with her parents,friends,current bf,family,THE BABY,and wost one of all the dad. This show airs every Monday on ABC FAMILY channel 39 on cox at ten.PLEASE Check your local listings and watch this show you will learn a lot about suckish acting and being stupid!
Brown Eyes
Brown Eyes
When your brown eyes, walked away
And your brown eyes, couldn't stay
In your brown eyes, you watch her go
Then turn the record on
And wonder what went wrong
If everything was everything, but everything is over
Everything could be everything, if only we were older
Guess its just a silly song about you
And how I lost you,
and your brown eyes
In your brown eyes, I was feeling low
Cause the brown eyes, and you'll never know
Got some brown eyes, but I saw her face
I knew that it was wrong, so baby
Turn the record on, play that song
Where everything was everything, but everything is over
Everything could be everything, if only we were older
Guess its just a silly song about you
And how I lost you,
and your brown eyes
Everything was everything, but baby its the last show
Everything could be everything, but its time to say goodbye
So, get your last fix and your last hit
Grab your old, go with the new trix
Its no surprise that I got lost in your brown eyes
In your brown eyes..
When your brown eyes, walked away
And your brown eyes, couldn't stay
In your brown eyes, you watch her go
Then turn the record on
And wonder what went wrong
If everything was everything, but everything is over
Everything could be everything, if only we were older
Guess its just a silly song about you
And how I lost you,
and your brown eyes
In your brown eyes, I was feeling low
Cause the brown eyes, and you'll never know
Got some brown eyes, but I saw her face
I knew that it was wrong, so baby
Turn the record on, play that song
Where everything was everything, but everything is over
Everything could be everything, if only we were older
Guess its just a silly song about you
And how I lost you,
and your brown eyes
Everything was everything, but baby its the last show
Everything could be everything, but its time to say goodbye
So, get your last fix and your last hit
Grab your old, go with the new trix
Its no surprise that I got lost in your brown eyes
In your brown eyes..
Random Semi Tweeters
I am eating Fish i made from the toaster its buttered flavor! i LOVE BUTTER!
OH YEAH !
OH YEAH !
DJ Hero
There is a new sort of guitar hero its called DJ Hero! It will be out in October and it will cost $119.00 plus tax because it comes with the turn tables and the game. This is gonna be good I swear because anything that much will be good . I got the artist who want there music on the game but its going to be really good with all these hip hop artists.
50 Cent
Beastie Boys
Beck
Bell Biv DeVoe
Benny Benassi
Billy Squier
Black Eyed Peas
Blondie
Chuck Brown
David Bowie
Dizzee Rascal
DJ Jazzy Jeff
Eminem
Eric B & Rakim
Eric Prydz
Foo Fighters
Foreigner
Gary Numan
Gorillaz
Grandmaster Flash
Gwen Stefani
Herbie Hancock
InDeep
JAY-Z
Jurassic 5
Justice
Kid Cudi
KRS-1
LL Cool J
Marvin Gaye
N.E.R.D.
Public Enemy
Rick James
Tears for Fears
Zombies
The Aranbee Pop Symphony Orchestra
Save up your cash because I will get it first !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-Bqtlf77i0
*Life of the critic*
Oh yeah THE BUMP ITS
The bumpits They are hair peaces that give your hair maximum amounts of volume and buming. They go in your hair and do magic! they really worked but kinda sucked to get out of because they hurt and pulled and tangled but its still all right. They are kool but i don't know because they just to mixed these are out of style in a year PROMISE!
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